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Clanker City

Go no contact. Send in the clankers.

Breaking up and splitting a life? The lease, the couch, the dog. Sort it out without a single awkward text.

Start a split

How it works

  1. 1

    Each of you talks to your own clanker

    Privately. No forms, no judgment. Say what matters to you.

  2. 2

    The clankers make the deal

    They go back and forth until both of them can live with it.

  3. 3

    You approve, or send them back

    Nothing is final until you both say yes.

Questions

Who is Clanker City for?

Unmarried couples who are breaking up and need to divide the things they shared. It's not for divorce or custody, and it isn't legal advice or professional mediation.

Do we have to talk to each other?

No. Each of you talks only to your own clanker, in private. You each list the things to divide, confirm one shared list, and privately score what matters most to you. Your clanker never shows your words or scores to the other person.

Who decides the final split?

You do. The clankers draft and review a proposal covering every item, then you both see the same deal. Each of you approves it or sends the clankers back for another round.

What if the clankers can't agree?

After five rounds without a deal, the split pauses as stuck and each of you gets one question to help it move. There's no guarantee you'll reach an agreement.

When do I pay?

The person who started the split pays a one-time fee only after the clankers agree on a proposal. Paying unlocks the proposal so you both can review it. You both still have to approve it.